Why Do So Many Politicians Have Bruises Near Their Eyes Recently?
Don’t judge this article just yet.
This is a serious question.
Sure, it’s possible that a bunch of politicians just randomly started running into things and getting black eyes all around the same time. And sure, some like McCain have very rational explanations like medical treatment, but I find it fairly odd.
Let’s take a look.
We first noticed Harry Reid:
Yup, that’s a bad shiner. Probably walked into a door knob.
Then John Kerry:
Then good old GWB:
These are not photoshopped folks, real images.
Kinda weird right? All in the same spot. All happening about the same time. Same kind of look, right below the left eye.
Probably a big coincidence.
Oh wait, it continues.
How about Prince Phillip (right eye, I guess because they do things differently on the other side of the pond):
Or Prince Andrew (right eye again):
Or how about this. How about the Pope?
Yes, that’s right. Just a day ago, Pope Francis earned himself a shiner of his own.
The official story is that he lost balance in the Popemobile and hit his eye.
Take a look:
He really is a charming looking guy.
Here’s another one:
The NFL even got in on the action with this charming little add featuring Beyonce:
So…what do you think?
Just a big coincidence?
A lot of really careless people, losing balance and running into things?
The skeptic would say these are all secret society people and this reeks of some sort of ritual. We’re not saying that, we’re just saying some might say it!
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