Beto's Butt-Shines, Child Murder-Fiction, and Hacktivist-Roots -

Beto’s Butt-Shines, Child Murder-Fiction, and Hacktivist-Roots

Even failed Senatorial candidate Beto O’Rourke cannot escape America’s fixation with dredging up past indiscretions, crimes, and cover-ups.

The 2020 Democrat presidential candidate was hit with a triple-whammy this week, beginning with a Reuters report detailing Beto’s former involvement in a hacking group:

“While a teenager, O’Rourke acknowledged in an exclusive interview, he belonged to the oldest group of computer hackers in U.S. history.

The hugely influential Cult of the Dead Cow, jokingly named after an abandoned Texas slaughterhouse, is notorious for releasing tools that allowed ordinary people to hack computers running Microsoft’s Windows. It’s also known for inventing the word “hacktivism” to describe human-rights-driven security work.

Members of the group have protected O’Rourke’s secret for decades, reluctant to compromise his political viability. Now, in a series of interviews, CDC members have acknowledged O’Rourke as one of their own. In all, more than a dozen members of the group agreed to be named for the first time in a book about the hacking group by this reporter that is scheduled to be published in June by Public Affairs.”

Having been part of a “hacktivist” group may pay some sort of twisted dividends, nowadays, as many basement-dwelling millennials idolize that type of behavior as a form of modern-day Robin Hood-esque activity. However, the rest of the aforementioned “triple-whammy” happened to be light on idolatry and heavy on damaging.

Later in the Reuters report, a much more sinister side to a young Beto was unearthed:

“Another t-file from O’Rourke, written when he was 15, is a short and disturbing piece of fiction. ‘One day, as I was driving home from work, I noticed two children crossing the street. They were happy, happy to be free from their troubles…. This happiness was mine by right. I had earned it in my dreams.’

‘As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head.'”

This is amazingly troubling content, authored by the progressive darling of the left, though, it was when he was a teenager. Hey, if Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s entire teenage life could be turned inside out, for political partisan purposes, then 15-year-old Beto’s record is fair game. Right?

Which brings us to the final point in the Beto O’Rourke trifecta of misdeeds, expertly called out by none other than the Daily Caller:

“Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym ‘Psychedelic Warlord,’ a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled ‘The Song of the Cow,’ published in 1988 by ‘cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.’

‘I need a butt-shine,’ the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.”

There you have it: The “butt-shine” craving, jeans and tee-shirt wearing “regular guy,” who Democrats hope can compete against fellow #DemPrimaryCandidatesSoWhite (Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Joe Biden) for a shot at Trump in the 2020 presidential race.

The Democratic Party and their operatives (mainstream media) want to have their cake and eat it too, but the genie cannot be put back in the bottle. It’s all fun and games when you’re controlling the crosshairs; it is pee-pants city, however, the moment that reticle is trained upon oneself or someone about whom they care.

Check out Fox News’ Tucker Carlson and conservative commentator Mark Steyn discussing Beto’s artistic excrement:

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